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- Locate your nearest soil patch or alternatively, buy some.
- Locate your nearest plant pot. Doesn’t have to belong to you, just your nearest.
- Transfer soil to pot, don’t worry if you spill any. You’re only allowing it to escape back to its resting place.
- This is the hard bit.
- Hunt for seeds. Do not allow them to hunt you.
- Or alternatively, buy some.
- Or steal some.
- Add them to your soil.
- Ensure they are completely covered, you don’t want anyone knowing that you stole seeds. You monster.
- Water soil.
- Watch the soil until you see growth.
- Don’t look away or you’ll have to repeat septs 1-11.
- Repeat steps 1-11. You looked away to read this final step.
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